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Comedian, TV personality and Psychic. Snapchat: ChelseaHandler | ACTIVIST

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    Chelsea Handler‏Verified account @chelseahandler Oct 17

    #ThisIs18 in New Jersey, 1993 - I'd tell her it's okay to admit you don't know something. Who cares if it's a stupid question. ASK IT. You must keep learning about anything and everything.pic.twitter.com/vDD9PZB99P

    3:06 PM - 17 Oct 2018
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      2. MaddDeplorable‏ @DeplorableMadd Oct 17
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Alcohol and vicadine dont mix

        3 replies 2 retweets 18 likes
      3. D Rob B‏ @drb2222 Oct 17
        Replying to @DeplorableMadd @chelseahandler

        I agree ! I had no idea she was only 43, I always thought she was in her 50’s!

        1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
      4. MaddDeplorable‏ @DeplorableMadd Oct 17
        Replying to @drb2222

        pic.twitter.com/cZf4NaYPvV

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. ᴿealfarmacist‏ @real_farmacist Oct 17
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        pic.twitter.com/Tkm3jOJYhy

        3 replies 5 retweets 19 likes
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      1. 𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕪‏ @thisisemely_ Oct 17
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        What a beauty

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      2. grooveSUCKA‏ @groovesucka Oct 17
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        You are gorgeous, Chelsea!

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. JIM SCOTT‏ @jimscott2316 Oct 17
        Replying to @groovesucka @chelseahandler

        Were

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      1. ACE‏ @TonyAce9 Oct 17
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        WOW Alcohol has ravaged you. That’s sad.

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      2. PaulyWalnutz‏ @DrTestudo Oct 17
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        The future.pic.twitter.com/zGVHRjG1aO

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
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      2. Allison Stormborn‏ @Stregabella9 Oct 17
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Way to make me feel old, Chelsea. I had my 4th child in 1993, and there you are looking all fresh faced and shit. Also, I didn't know you were from NJ Whereabouts?

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. rick magill‏ @rickmagill54 Oct 17
        Replying to @Stregabella9 @chelseahandler

        My son is her age! Hopefully that makes you feel younger again! 🙂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Allison Stormborn‏ @Stregabella9 Oct 17
        Replying to @rickmagill54

        pic.twitter.com/uk51imcFvx

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      2. IV‏ @IanVedder Oct 17
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Was this before or after the gang bang with the bros in the pic?

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. hughman‏ @WEHOGAYMAN Oct 17
        Replying to @IanVedder @chelseahandler

        Wow, what a great example to set for your young son. 🙄 I'm sure if he or his friends read this one day they'll be so impressed by what an asshole Dad was.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. IV‏ @IanVedder Oct 17
        Replying to @WEHOGAYMAN @chelseahandler

        Also, have you read her books or heard her comedy? Raunchy trash.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. julia 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃‏ @juliasezen Oct 17
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        1. USA’s foreign policy reports to Israel who tells them what to do in Saudi Arabia, Syria etc.(Mostly arm terrorists and shell innocent civilians for oil) 2. Russia isn’t interfering in USAs relations in any way and in case you haven’t noticed, Lindsay graham wants to bomb them

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. julia 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃‏ @juliasezen Oct 17
        Replying to @juliasezen @chelseahandler

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO1O5skFGh4 …

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. julia 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃‏ @juliasezen Oct 17
        Replying to @juliasezen @chelseahandler

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtPhXsIExwI …

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. julia 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃‏ @juliasezen Oct 17
        Replying to @juliasezen @chelseahandler

        But ya, if you’re wondering who these pols are taking orders from, it’s Israel

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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