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Comedian, TV personality and Psychic. Snapchat: ChelseaHandler | ACTIVIST

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    Chelsea Handler‏Verified account @chelseahandler Oct 14

    It’s literally like Leslie stahl is talking to a baboon on sixty minutes.

    9:56 PM - 14 Oct 2018
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    1,641 replies 4,214 retweets 28,801 likes
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      2. sara-SF‏ @sara4SF Oct 15
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        1/2 "Trump said he believes that Russian President Vladi­mir Putin “probably” has been involved in assassinations and poisonings” “But I rely on them; it’s not in our country." WHY WASN'T TRUMP ASKED ABOUT ATTACKS ON OUR EMBASSIES IN CUBA & CHINA WHERE ...

        4 replies 17 retweets 77 likes
      3. sara-SF‏ @sara4SF Oct 15
        Replying to @sara4SF @chelseahandler

        2/2 "Russia is the main suspect in U.S. agencies’ investigation of mysterious illnesses in American personnel in Cuba and China, NBC News reported (Sept 2018)."https://www.reuters.com/article/us-cuba-usa-diplomats/russia-the-main-suspect-in-u-s-diplomats-illness-in-cuba-nbc-idUSKCN1LR1GE …

        0 replies 14 retweets 53 likes
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      2. Ava America‏ @larkwood6 Oct 14
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Coco the gorilla had better comprehension skills.

        3 replies 8 retweets 208 likes
      3. Kdiviesti  🌊‏ @kdivies1 Oct 14
        Replying to @larkwood6 @chelseahandler

        ANY gorilla has!

        0 replies 1 retweet 103 likes
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      2. Cali Resist‏ @resister_mike Oct 14
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        pic.twitter.com/6LZTfSnuSc

        2 replies 12 retweets 75 likes
      3. Steven Nash‏ @rphawg3150 Oct 15
        Replying to @resister_mike @chelseahandler @angus4819

        Much better interview

        0 replies 2 retweets 24 likes
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      2. Suzanne Mullen‏ @MullenSue Oct 14
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        I can’t even watch. I have to avoid the sound of his voice.

        10 replies 5 retweets 216 likes
      3. Steph  🌊 🌊  🖖 🐦‏ @StephSaysAgain Oct 14
        Replying to @MullenSue @chelseahandler

        His voice makes me want to throw darts at his face.

        10 replies 2 retweets 126 likes
      4. Privateer‏ @bhiltz2206 Oct 15
        Replying to @StephSaysAgain @MullenSue @chelseahandler

        That wouldn’t bother him. He used to be a goalie for a dart team.pic.twitter.com/XleJZwKB2B

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      5. RangerRick75‏ @RRick75 Oct 15
        Replying to @bhiltz2206 @StephSaysAgain and

        We just keep triggering you guys. Lmfaopic.twitter.com/g7jaUl8fFo

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Steph  🌊 🌊  🖖 🐦‏ @StephSaysAgain Oct 15
        Replying to @RRick75 @bhiltz2206 and

        Says the twit that gets paid two cents per reply. Good luck with your high skilled job loser.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Aria Ahrary‏ @aria_ahrary Oct 14
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Don't give the man ratings. Next day he will be like "highest ratings in 60 minutes history, I beat Muhammad Ali!" We already know what he or his wife will say, why watch confirm, and get cancer from stress. WebMD told me to stop watching Trump, he will give me cancer.

        3 replies 8 retweets 92 likes
      3. WW2 History Buff‏ @WyattJensen1944 Oct 14
        Replying to @aria_ahrary @chelseahandler

        Doubt

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Georgie S.‏ @yiayiageorgie Oct 15
        Replying to @WyattJensen1944 @aria_ahrary @chelseahandler

        Actually, I’m sure it is true. My Dr. Is very worried about many of her patients because the stress of having this President has caused a deterioration in their health. Those seeking mental health care have sky rocketed. Probably makes you happy. You should wonder why.

        7 replies 2 retweets 19 likes
      5. Aria Ahrary‏ @aria_ahrary Oct 15
        Replying to @yiayiageorgie @WyattJensen1944 @chelseahandler

        My friend thinks her aunt's cancer got worse. She watched too much Trump news. Got her more angry. They told her to turn her TV off. Doctors told her she has three months. Doctor didn't tell her it was Trump, but her family thinks it was from the stress of news of Trump.

        6 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. carlyfig‏ @carlyfig Oct 15
        Replying to @aria_ahrary @yiayiageorgie and

        WOW!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Megan Kelley Hall‏Verified account @MeganKelleyHall Oct 14
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Baboons have better hair and are smarter. I’d prefer President Baboon, TBH.

        6 replies 7 retweets 99 likes
      3. Karl Handrow‏ @KarlHandrow Oct 14
        Replying to @MeganKelleyHall @chelseahandler

        They have a better temperament as well.

        1 reply 2 retweets 19 likes
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