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My stand-up special Evolution is out on 10/22. | 1 NYT Best Seller - LIFE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME🍊

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009

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    Michigan Militant Pages Thrive On Facebook Even After Extremists Organized A Kidnap Plot Against The Governor On The Social Network via

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  2. Seems like has covid, no?

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  3. Voters! won’t be counted. Make sure to follow instructions carefully to ensure your voice is heard.

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  4. Sorry, I can’t watch Trump get a medical examination tonight on Fox News because I don’t want to see what Sean Hannity looks like when he climaxes.

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  7. Oct 9

    In case anyone was wondering—Donald Trump did not win the the Nobel Peace Prize.

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  8. Oct 8

    . kicked ass last night—not because she’s a woman—but because the Republican Party has no plans for climate change, no national strategy for covid, no economic recovery plan for covid, and because “looting,” is more important than the murdering of black people.

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  9. Oct 7

    Voters! won’t be counted. Make sure to follow instructions carefully to ensure your voice is heard.

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  10. Oct 7

    The future and the past.

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  11. Oct 7

    My stand-up special is coming straight from my peekachu into your living room! Watch “Evolution” on on 10/22.

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    Retweet if you think California deserves better than my opponent Kevin McCarthy (R-Moscow).

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  13. Oct 6
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  14. Oct 6

    I can’t wait to be governed by Democrats again.

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  15. Oct 6

    123 at Capital test positive for covid as Trump spreads the Trump virus.

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    Thank you for the extension, HOWEVER, i have been hearing from voters TRYING TO REGISTER that the site has been CRASHING all day. Youre going to have to extend once again if you don't want to risk losing your Presidential electors.

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    Oct 6

    ¡TRUMP roba los derechos de los latinos! ¡Trump quiere reprimir a los latinos! ¡Eres poderoso! En 20 segundos puedes registrarte para votar en español, ¡vota por correo! Registrarse aquí

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  18. Oct 6

    Florida- you have until 7pm tonight to register!

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  19. Oct 6

    I can shoot someone on 5th Avenue, in the White House, any of the Secret Service. Not wearing a mask inside the White House with multiple aides is depraved. Republicans sit by and willingly get infected with a deadly virus and willingly infect others.

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    Oct 5

    Don’t let it dominate your lives.

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