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My stand-up special Evolution is out on 10/22. | 1 NYT Best Seller - LIFE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME🍊

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  1. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Michigan Militant Pages Thrive On Facebook Even After Extremists Organized A Kidnap Plot Against The Governor On The Social Network via

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  2. 13 hours ago

    Seems like has covid, no?

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  3. 18 hours ago

    Voters! won’t be counted. Make sure to follow instructions carefully to ensure your voice is heard.

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  4. 19 hours ago

    Sorry, I can’t watch Trump get a medical examination tonight on Fox News because I don’t want to see what Sean Hannity looks like when he climaxes.

    Donald Trump will be medically evaluated on Fox News tonight, where he will be interviewed by a physician
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  5. 21 hours ago

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  6. 23 hours ago

    Michigan.

    . Any official who would justify a terrorist plot to kidnap & kill a sitting US Governor has forfeited the public trust & must go! He is openly siding with the White Supremacist terrorist’s reasons to kill her and her State Trooper security detail.
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  7. Oct 9

    In case anyone was wondering—Donald Trump did not win the the Nobel Peace Prize.

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  8. Oct 8

    . kicked ass last night—not because she’s a woman—but because the Republican Party has no plans for climate change, no national strategy for covid, no economic recovery plan for covid, and because “looting,” is more important than the murdering of black people.

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  9. Oct 7

    Voters! won’t be counted. Make sure to follow instructions carefully to ensure your voice is heard.

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  10. Oct 7

    The future and the past.

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  11. Oct 7

    My stand-up special is coming straight from my peekachu into your living room! Watch “Evolution” on on 10/22.

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  12. Retweeted
    Oct 6

    Retweet if you think California deserves better than my opponent Kevin McCarthy (R-Moscow).

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  13. Oct 6

    I second this emotion.

    Hey Stephen Miller, too bad the kids you put in cages after tearing them from their mothers can’t isolate and get the best medical care in the world like you can. Please get well so we can hold you responsible for your atrocities.
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  14. Oct 6

    I can’t wait to be governed by Democrats again.

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  15. Oct 6

    123 at Capital test positive for covid as Trump spreads the Trump virus.

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    Oct 6

    Thank you for the extension, HOWEVER, i have been hearing from voters TRYING TO REGISTER that the site has been CRASHING all day. Youre going to have to extend once again if you don't want to risk losing your Presidential electors.

    Today, I issued a directive to re-open Florida's voter registration deadline to participate in the Nov 3, General Election before 7 pm EST for applications submitted online and by 7 pm local time for in-person registration, today, October 6. More:
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    Oct 6

    ¡TRUMP roba los derechos de los latinos! ¡Trump quiere reprimir a los latinos! ¡Eres poderoso! En 20 segundos puedes registrarte para votar en español, ¡vota por correo! Registrarse aquí

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  18. Oct 6

    Florida- you have until 7pm tonight to register!

    Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is extending the state’s voter registration deadline after heavy traffic crashed the state’s online system and potentially prevented thousands of enrolling to cast ballots in next month’s presidential election.
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  19. Oct 6

    I can shoot someone on 5th Avenue, in the White House, any of the Secret Service. Not wearing a mask inside the White House with multiple aides is depraved. Republicans sit by and willingly get infected with a deadly virus and willingly infect others.

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    Oct 5

    Don’t let it dominate your lives.

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