Charlie Trotter

@chaztoo

Guitar Player • UX Designer • Theoretical Ginghamist

Fort Worth, TX
blog.thisischarlietrotter.net
Joined December 2006
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 10

    In the future, there is a pill that turns a human into a horse. The tagline is, “It would behoove you to try it!"

    2 likes
  2. Jun 7

    I have a feeling this Comey thing is going to steal a lot of my birthday thunder tomorrow.

    2 likes
  3. Jun 7

    [saves to tattoo folder]

    Eternal status:
    1 like
  4. Jun 5

    Someone tell me if iOS 11 let's you put icons wherever you want.

    1 reply
  5. Jun 5

    I just found out Mavis Beacon wasn't a real person.

    1 reply 2 likes
  6. May 31

    Same

    This is very much My Kind of Content
    2 likes
  7. May 30
    Replying to

    LISTEN: It's not one of those old-folk magnetic health bracelets, but something tasteful, and preferably capable of hiding a dose of Advil.

    1 like
  8. May 30

    Which one of these copper bracelets on Etsy is the most ME?

    1 reply 1 like
  9. May 26

    I want to believe.

    Amazing. The Simon And Garfunkel Song Title Cinematic Universe is growing; The Rock confirms he will star in 'I Am A Rock'.
  10. May 26

    I'm behind on the news. Did Zuckerberg speak at a cosplay event?

  11. May 25

    SO FREAKING METAL

    Cymothoa exigua is a type of parasite that enters fish's gills, eats their tongue, and then replaces it.
    3 likes
  12. May 24

    Donald Trump is President, and Mario Lopez is hosting a game show about Candy Crush. If the end is not nigh, consider this a formal request.

    1 reply 8 likes
  13. May 24

    💀💀💀💀💀

    Ever since Trump touched the orb his arms have been getting longer
    1 retweet 4 likes
  14. May 21

    The hotdog vendor outside the hardware store is a joy-bringer, and a beam of light in the community.

    4 likes
  15. May 19

    Let us enjoy beauty when we find it, for we need it sore.

    0:47
    They really gave this complete stranger the confidence he needed to complete a task. Even pointed to the exact spot.
    1 retweet 1 like
  16. May 18

    I got some new pickups and a topical melody was inside them.

    5 likes
  17. May 18

    CC:

    Greater flying phalanger. (Photo: Pavel German)
    1 like
  18. Retweeted
    May 18

    List of Dads Who Make Other Dads Eat Bugs (The article itself was completely blank, but the talk page just read "my dad".)

    71 retweets 123 likes
  19. May 17

    Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

    The coatimundi can be found in wooded areas of Central America.
  20. May 16

    This is a great time to own stock in Orville Redenbacher.

    So Comey has now been invited to testify at a public Senate hearing. 🍿
    1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
  21. May 16

    On Dionne Warwick's "I Say A Little Prayer," she harmonizes with the horns, and I just realized: That's the prayer.

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