Charu: The Soft Drink

@CharuColaZero

When your life is a joke, it’s best to have a sense of humor.

Pennsylvania, USA
Joined September 2013

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    Apr 25

    Once you get past my charmingly good looks, all you’re left with is my destructive personality and my gross walrus body. Suckers. 😎

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  2. 6 hours ago

    Sonic running through Rainbow Road from Mario Kart? Why not?

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  3. 6 hours ago

    FINALLY got that green gem in Crash 1! Finally I can stop obsessing over it... ...and start obsessing about the other five gems... 😑

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  4. 6 hours ago

    BATMAN: I will never reveal my secret identity. it would put my loved ones in danger NEWS ANCHOR: today the city announced that it will honor whoever is the Batman by letting him hold the thanksgiving parade garfield balloon BATMAN: *visibly sweating*

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  5. 11 hours ago

    You are what you eat, they say. I shall become steakhouse yeast rolls.

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  7. Jun 29

    “Fighting? Not very princess like but if I must” “I suppose this is what commoners find fun?” “Honestly they are lucky I even showed up again. Entertain me won’t you?” “Holy shit! Is that Mario and Sonic and they even invited Pac-man!? I’m so happy to be here. Hi everyone☺️

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  8. 16 hours ago

    I gotta get my VRV subscription back soon. I miss having ammy-nay in my life :c I’d just watch the Crunchyroll stuff for free but then I won’t get Freakazoid :ccc I’ll be back soon, I promise !! :ccccccccc

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  10. 18 hours ago

    [5 minutes in the microwave] My ceramic bowl has burned through the bottom of the microwave, through the foundation of my house, burrowed past where the Deep Ones sleep. They awaken, and sample the mysterious offering. "Shit's still cold in the middle"

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  11. 19 hours ago

    Why do I have work tonight when there’s sleep to be had? 😩

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  12. Jun 29

    Americans have never been good at voting

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  13. 21 hours ago

    Whether or not N. Sane Trilogy works exactly like the classic PlayStation Crash games, it truly does have the spirit of platformers, and games in general, of its time. I’ve died numerous times and still come back for more. It’s been a while since I’ve welcomed a challenge.

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  14. 22 hours ago

    It’s safe to say that this is REEEEEALLY making this gem hunt FUN. ☠️☠️☠️

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  15. 22 hours ago

    There’s actually a strange bug I’ve noticed in N. Sane Trilogy (on Switch; not sure if it’s on any others): in certain spots close to the edge of a platform, if you jump and spin towards an enemy, it’ll make Crash instantly run in the opposite direction right off the platform.

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  16. 22 hours ago

    That’s Rage Quit #2 on this stupid green gem mission on HD Crash Bandicoot 1. WHY DO I ENJOY SUCH A BULLSHIT GAME

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  17. 23 hours ago

    The marker sounds Mario makes with his signature are the first notes of the original Mario Bros song!!!!

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  18. 22 hours ago
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  19. 23 hours ago

    And so ends another Pride Month, but the journey for us all keeps moving forward every day of the year. Keep your colors bright, everyone. ❤️ [taken at Pittsburgh PrideFest]

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  20. Jun 28

    big stick energy

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  21. Jun 29

    Twitter Brands: - horny - intolerable lolicon guy - guy really likes specific waifu - artist - artist (memer) - annoying - checkmark - shitposter - nightmarish curse given form - furry (combines with others)

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