Charlie Bird

Was not my intention to poo inside on the nice cream carpet. Soz parents. Regrets it. Won't do it again blah blah http://instagram.com/p/tO4JOjCdRp/ 

Someone hates my freedom! Reported to Dog Control for "roaming", then manhandled by officer. Feeling victimised. May seek damages.

Playing a fun game! I make a smell. I leave the room. I wait for them to realise. They scream. I smile. Life is good.

you got that right. RT @akianz FACT: Boston Terriers are ridiculously CUTE

hey @Chester116 I'm a member of the NZ Boston Club too - nice to see that you tweet too!

Ahem. Think a certain someone might be missing from this list: http://www.birdoftheyear.org.nz/ 

I have done my best sad face for over 10 minutes now and yet NO ONE HAS GIVEN ME CHEESE. This is surely neglect. I fart in disgust.

Also, I farted.

hoping all my fellow dogs are ok in christchurch. and their humans. please be ok!

Gifts from @puppy_tales - thank you Cress and Eddie! I love squeaky furry bones :-) Oops, farted.

Plan for the day: supervise humans set up for Webstock; take nap; get tummy rub; eat; get tummy rub; sleep.

Note to self: eating blood and bone results severe bodily unpleasantness. Don't do it again.

My human friend @ludwigw came to stay for the weekend. He's gone home now. I miss him. Luckily I stole one of his socks as a keepsake.

Thank you for your nice messages of support. You are nice and I fart in gratitude for caring about me.

A vulgarian tried to eat me, but as well as being extremely good looking, i am very tough & will be ok - scars'll just add my bitch appeal.

Received satisfying tummy rub & chin tickle. Farted in gratitude. Unimpressed by ungrateful response.

For the dog who has everything: http://www.trademe.co.nz/Home-living/Pets-animals/Dogs/Grooming/auction-311638773.htm

Farted.

Sent by my human friend @maupuia - Dogs improve office productivity: http://bit.ly/bvWIjk Well, duh Economist! Of course!