Charlie Hess

@charlie_hess

🚮🤖🚮 garbage inside & out

San Francisco, CA
Instagram.com/chessfilter
Joined August 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Dec 2016

    im running for president of javascript and i vow to make everything a function. yes even you undefined

    2 replies 6 retweets 21 likes
  2. Retweeted
    24 hours ago

    The thuggishly entitled rich boy, hesitantly trying out his accustomed moves on the head of a fierce tribe of armed forensic bookkeepers

    26 replies 456 retweets 1,125 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    I love this summary by David Dimbleby on the

    108 replies 13,487 retweets 23,642 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    US: the president is dumb GOP: how dare u COMEY: the president may have done collusion GOP: uh how could he if he doesnt know what that is

    13 replies 1,747 retweets 6,400 likes
  5. Jun 7
    Replying to

    the applications for advanced data structures are so limited and we spend years on them, not a day on unicode doe

    3 likes
  6. Jun 7

    so true. in my career ive written exactly 0 self balancing b-trees and yet fucked up every other item on this list

    Every CS degree covers fancy data structures. But what trips up more programmers? Times. Dates. Floats. Non-English text. Currencies.
    4 replies 32 retweets 49 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    28 replies 1,204 retweets 3,337 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 4
    Replying to

    you, not on twitter, experiencing the world at a normal rate: did you hear about -- me: last week is as distant to me as the burning of Rome

    77 replies 10,720 retweets 27,920 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 2
    Replying to

    Stanley Kubrick photo capturing the abundant socializing of days gone by that we've lost thanks to the curse of technology.

    4 replies 110 retweets 187 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Do the job that needs doing:

    2 replies 11 retweets 24 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 25

    I'm sure Jared's going to get into the best prison. He's a legacy.

    24 replies 326 retweets 1,025 likes
  12. May 26

    🚨🚨🚨

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    May 24

    25 replies 965 retweets 1,934 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 23

    Heartbreaking: Hibachi Chef Tries To Make Meal On A Regular Table

    191 replies 9,656 retweets 16,811 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 22

    Here is a whale creating a rainbow. Enjoy.

    459 replies 50,094 retweets 84,606 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 22

    "Who paid for you?" he whispered. But the old wall keeps her secrets.

    2,117 replies 169,881 retweets 403,994 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 19

    When you do a good tweet

    8 replies 240 retweets 1,030 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 18

    Dangerously unqualified man who has squandered through willful incompetence every advantage endlessly heaped upon him feels horribly wronged

    35 replies 897 retweets 2,601 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 17

    ok stretched out tom cruise

    Replying to @AmyKinLA
    Rob, 30, is a law student who once had blonde highlights and diamond studs. He would like to be Superman because they are both U.S. aliens.
    1 retweet 4 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 16

    "Splitting Up" PBF# 278:

    6 replies 107 retweets 310 likes
  21. Retweeted
    May 15

    HOW

    Crooked Hillary Clinton and her team "were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information." Not fit!
    529 replies 18,198 retweets 37,189 likes

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