Charles

@charlesspray

Software Engineer . Husband, dog trainer, code hacker, chatops enthusiast. Views expressed are my own.

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Joined June 2011

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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Congressman: god will take care of climate change. God: bitch I sent you scientists.

  2. Retweeted
    Apr 21

    Well that's the most troubling paragraph I've read in a while

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    Mar 31
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    Mar 30

    PSA: Please stop giving money to people who say they will "buy Congress' browsing history".

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    Mar 23

    List of 50 senators who just voted to let ISPs sell your private data to marketers without your permission.

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    Mar 14

    if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking

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    Mar 5

    WEB DESIGNER: (wakes up in lava) Wh…why am I in hell? SATAN: You know WD: Was it the autopl— SATAN: It was the fucking autoplay videos, dude

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    Feb 28

    Amazon S3 is down and the internet is burning

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    Feb 27

    Conan raised his massive fist from the smoking wreck of a computer monitor. "Inbox zero!" he roared, then stomped off to the coffee machine.

  10. 22 Nov 2016

    That moment when you're checking out a twitter feed and not sure if it is a troll or the next US President.

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    23 Jul 2016

    A friend in the Navy just posted this about

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    22 Jul 2016
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    10 Jul 2016

    TDD is a fine discipline, but for really difficult design problems you need advanced tech tools like paper or a shower

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    6 Jul 2016

    “It’s also faster to make cheese-whiz than aged gouda, but that doesn’t mean it’s right.” Building important wisdom into my next talk.

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    6 Jul 2016

    What I say: Reverse compatibility isn't everything- if it's a good change, make it What I do when an API changes:

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    1 Jul 2016

    1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car

  17. Retweeted
    14 Jun 2016

    Using 2.9+? You should immediately enable `--compaction-heuristic` for improved diffs. Comparison below.

  18. Retweeted
    21 May 2016

    "The craft of programming begins with empathy, not formatting or languages or tools or algorithms or data structures." - Kent Beck

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    14 May 2016

    Sysadmin walks into a doctors office. Says, "Doc! I can't bend my arm!" Dr bends his own&says "huh, mine seems to be working okay."

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    4 May 2016

    manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre dev: ok, this is it, remember your training class Dog extends Animal {}

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