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Charles Firth
@charlesfirth
The Chaser and The Shot. One half of The Anti-Experts. Wankernomics National Tour coming in 2023.
mastodon: aus.social/@charles
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“Sorry to call you after hours”
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Thank you for that thread. Very informationising and illuminative😂
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If you found this deep-dive informative, that's a huge win-win. Now that it's on your radar, please retweet, and come along to our live show, on tour across Australia in 2023, starting off at the Adelaide Fringe 6th-19th March. Thanks in advance! wankernomics.com
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This is me in talking mental health policy and ’s challenge. We need to deal with the public dimensions of mental health alongside providing medical support. It will take a radical rethink … or as I put it - a little bit of crazy.
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If you found this deep-dive informative, that's a huge win-win. Now that it's on your radar, please retweet, and come along to our live show, on tour across Australia in 2023, starting off at the Adelaide Fringe 6th-19th March. Thanks in advance!
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"Deep dive." 5/
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"I'll run the numbers" 4/
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"Thanks in advance." 3/
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"It's on my radar." 2/
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Ever wanted to be as successful and beloved as Gerry Harvey or Alan Joyce? You need to start using words that confuse and annoy your colleagues. Here's some jargon that will help you get ahead at work. A thread 🧵. First up, a phrase that I think is a real win-win. 1/
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Here's in the wake of the government's decision to slash mental health care plans - "Our mental health debate needs a proper dose of crazy
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This is going to be a good show
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Adelaide! $5 off all tickets to Wankernomics at the Fringe. Today only. Book now! adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/wank
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Did my democratic duty
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BREAKING: Peter Dutton has revealed he went to his 21st dressed as Peter Dutton
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Come on guys, nobody knew Nazis were bad back in 2004.
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Ever wanted to stop working for a living, and instead become a middle manager?
Wankernomics is a deep dive into how to get ahead by solutionising jargon and verbising nouns. Coming to Adelaide, Canberra, Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane and Perth. Info at
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Pell horrified to learn NDAs unenforceable in afterlife
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I thought Greta was against burning fossils
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"From Morrison to Porter, Murdoch to Musk, 2022 was the year of wonderful, sweet comeuppance" - by
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Excellent summary . Had totally forgotten the RAT/Terrigal/Jen™️ alternate universe pantomime.
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“In that one photo, Grace Tame managed to side-eye not just the Prime Minister, but the resources minister, the health minister, the finance minister, the attorney general, the … She was basically giving the side eye to the entire Coalition front bench.” Gold! 🤣🤣
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Here's @charlesfirth. "From Morrison to Porter, Murdoch to Musk, 2022 was the year of wonderful, sweet comeuppance"
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Here’s my wrap of 2022 for The Shot
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Here's @charlesfirth. "From Morrison to Porter, Murdoch to Musk, 2022 was the year of wonderful, sweet comeuppance"
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Anyone know where can get some of this spinach? (For research)
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Website whose entire business model is selling location of users takes offence at tracking location of user
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Proud to announce my brand new show for 2023, with fellow anti-expert James Schloeffel of The Shovel. Excited about this one.
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At last, a comedy about late-stage capitalism! We're bloody excited to announce a brand new show that will be touring Australia in 2023 ... Wankernomics is a masterclass in surviving the insane bullshit of the corporate world. Tickets on sale now here! theantiexperts.com/shows/wankerno
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Sydney and Melbourne workshop dates have been announced for February 2923. Reserve a place now:
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The main problem that participants suffer from when taking this workshop is having to count all the money they make writing comedy.
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Participants will walk away with a special set of reference materials worth $499 (if it were sold as an overpriced textbook).
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At the workshop, I will unveil the “13 filters of comedy” used by The Chaser that can make even the unfunniest idea into something vaguely amusing.
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Can’t think of a good gift for someone? Why not buy them a place at my upcoming comedy workshop in February. Hurry - for the next 48 hours, tickets are the same price they’ve always been:
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. smacks down a heckler during the Ben Roberts-Smith sketch of last night’s ‘War on 2022’ show.
PERTH show tonight!
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The reviews are already in for tonight’s show that we’re about to do!
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War on 2022 is easily the best stage show I’ve seen all year! @charlesfirth @TheShovel and @markhumphries killed it again, and @GabbiBolt’s standing O was more than deserved!!
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Behind the scenes of tech check for War on 2022. Hobart tonight, then Sydney and Perth. Tix: chaser.com.au/live
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FINAL WEEK OF LIVE SHOWS!
HOBART: Tonight
SYDNEY: Friday
PERTH: Saturday
Tix: chaser.com.au/war-on-2022/
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I know I'm on holidays but I couldn't resist doing my annual year in funny news clips schtick for The Report podcast!
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