at age 35, you should have successfully exited the birth canal, cleared your airways of amniotic fluid, and had your umbilical cord severed and tied off wait, this is 35 *years* we're talking about? fuck, mate, if you made it that far you're doing great, cheers
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a lot of kids these days figure there'll probably be a nuclear war before they have to worry about their placenta, and who can blame them really
9:12 PM - 21 May 2018
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