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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime May 14

      protip for epic fantasy writerspic.twitter.com/7AqvT4Y8Vr

      "Thinking Black Man" meme captioned "if you never finish writing your series, you never have to find out whether your talent can cash the checks your first book wrote"
      5 replies 4 retweets 37 likes
    2. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto May 14
      Replying to @chaosprime

      first lemma: NEVER READ THE BULLSHIT ON THE FAN FORUMS NEVER READ THE REVIEWS NEVER READ THE CRITICISM

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    3. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto May 14
      Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime

      ok so the internet suggests he at least has a word count now so at least it's progressed to editing-hell instead of entirely missing-in-action.

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    4. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur May 14
      Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime

      is this the third godawful Kvothe book or the GRRM book

      1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
    5. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto May 14
      Replying to @palecur @chaosprime

      yes

      1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
    6. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto May 14
      Replying to @danlistensto @palecur @chaosprime

      ok look, I don't care that there's at least 200 pages too many in the second Kvothe book. I don't care that there's an entire cringe inducing plot arc that seems like little more than cheesecake for my 13 year old horndog lonely kid self. I'm ok with all of that.

      1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
    7. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto May 14
      Replying to @danlistensto @palecur @chaosprime

      I don't even care that he named the goddamn thing "Kingkiller Chronicle" and it's almost certain that the eponymous king killing ain't gonna happen, or at least not in any obvious way, in the first 3 books.

      2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    8. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur May 14
      Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime

      I absolutely care that it's badly written, incredibly shitty about gender, and the protagonist is the most gigantic Gary Stu in any book I've read in the last 20 years. YMMV tho.

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    9. Chaos‏ @chaosprime May 14
      Replying to @palecur @danlistensto

      the writing seems pleasant enough to me but those other things, oh for sure. i love me some Kvothe the way i love me some Entenmann's: indulging luxuriously in something i know is cheap and bad for me

      1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
    10. Chaos‏ @chaosprime May 14
      Replying to @chaosprime @palecur @danlistensto

      i do cringe a little every time i accidentally become aware of how many people are consuming it without knowing it's bad for them though

      2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      Chaos‏ @chaosprime May 14
      Replying to @chaosprime @palecur @danlistensto

      i've always assumed that Rothfuss was leaning into the Gary Stu thing as hard as he could as an intentional exercise, but then again i thought Ernest Cline was parodying shitty nerd worldviews in RP1 until i saw what he said in interviews so what the fuck do i know

      11:40 AM - 14 May 2018
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      • pieratt Candy Corn Woman Aaron Brown Killer Robot Bastard Yung Kark AKA Vladimir Leanin Bennett Hoffman Call Of Spooky: Ghosts masquerobot Paul E 🖤✖️
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        2. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur May 14
          Replying to @chaosprime @danlistensto

          "I will, as a sixteen year old virgin, be so good at sex that the literal goddess of fucking people to death is amazed at my skill and spares my life" was a pretty book-throwing moment tbh

          2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
        3. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur May 14
          Replying to @palecur @chaosprime @danlistensto

          I mean, on top of the 'immensely talented archmage, fencer, lutist' combo

          4 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot May 14
          Replying to @palecur @chaosprime @danlistensto

          its so so so bad did help me develop a heuristic though does your fiction or comic book involve ninjas well then it probably blows hard

          3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
        5. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto May 14
          Replying to @eigenrobot @palecur @chaosprime

          this is strong stuff. I'm trying to think of anything with ninjas that's actually good and I can't find one. maybe the turtles. maybe. if tongue-in-cheek grunge culture is good (it kinda isn't though).

          2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
        6. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur May 14
          Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot @chaosprime

          As an interesting example, Daredevil S2 is good right up until the ninja-centered plot takes center stage halfway through.

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
        7. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto May 14
          Replying to @palecur @eigenrobot @chaosprime

          did we just discover a new trope? inverse ninja law? I feel like someone should update thishttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NINJA …

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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        9. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto May 14
          Replying to @browserdotsys @palecur and

          I'm fucking old and that went under my age bracket.

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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