Unable to get laid due to obsession with vintage analog electronic instruments: theremincel
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omg not tagging in so many people right now unable to get laid because it would be considered improper for one's station as a bureaucrat-scholar: mandarincel
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variant due to membership in a monastic order: capuchincel
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We can get so much more basic. Consider the weird skin-cel
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unrequited dolphin lust: fincel
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must refrain from sexhaving because of the danger of passing into one's combat trance and harming a partner: bearskincel
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what's the scenario here, "too sexy to get laid"
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it was just a bear-skin thing really
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Replying to @palecur @chaosprime and
but yeah 'too intimidatingly attractive for people to hit on' is a curse i've had to deal with for years :(
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you have my sympathies for this burden you bear
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