too busy sitting on the council of rabbis to sexhave sanhedrincel
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bound by archaic and irrelevant incest taboos kincel
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uh i think you mean wincel
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trapped in a mystical sleep for decades by a fairy your parents offended after pricking finger in enchanted spinning wheel: also spincel
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unable to sexhave due to vitamin B1 deficiency: thiamincel
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Unable to get laid due to obsession with vintage analog electronic instruments: theremincel
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omg not tagging in so many people right now unable to get laid because it would be considered improper for one's station as a bureaucrat-scholar: mandarincel
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variant due to membership in a monastic order: capuchincel
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We can get so much more basic. Consider the weird skin-cel
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unrequited dolphin lust: fincel
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must refrain from sexhaving because of the danger of passing into one's combat trance and harming a partner: bearskincel
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what's the scenario here, "too sexy to get laid"
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