Alternate Universe where a famous tutor of Elizabeth I rose to prominence by promoting ancient Egyptian birth control techniques instead of as a scholar of alchemy and divination CROCODILE-DUNG DEE
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[STARES HAUGHTILY IN ENOCHIAN]
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tough talk for a language with fewer words for "hello" than for "you should bang each other's wives"
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hello is a semantic void but wife-banging is the foundation of the maslow ziggurat of requirements
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