the idea that some of you are even *less* happy or harmonious than you appear online is really making me feel a great of compassion for you poor fuckshttps://twitter.com/steak_umm/status/989980091668205572 …
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Replying to @palecur
yeah that really needs to be modified to "nobody has the attributes they highlight in their online persona to as great a degree IRL" to hold with any kind of generality
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Replying to @chaosprime @palecur
tbh when i read my own TL i'm like "jesus this fucking person is made of broken glass that has somehow learned to snarl" and i'm not a bit like that
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Replying to @chaosprime @palecur
My IRL background check basically says that I am "uncannily" (approximate translation, intentionally) patriotic and can be counted on to disregard the interests of myself and any other person to further the interests of the country.
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Admittedly, my gov outsources background checks to the kind of organizations that hire people who ask to use your loo, then shoot drugs there, then pass out.
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