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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime Apr 16

    turns out the reason there were all these cops on the corner today, including a woman who managed to be in a police detective's uniform even though police detectives don't wear uniforms, was that yesterday somebody got murdered as fuck within a stone's throw of my house

    11:51 AM - 16 Apr 2018
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      2. Spooky Jenny Marx‏ @jenphalian Apr 16
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Aaaaaaugh

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Apr 16
        Replying to @jenphalian

        right? back when i lived in a worse neighborhood at least everybody got shot two blocks away at the sports bar

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      4. Spooky Jenny Marx‏ @jenphalian Apr 16
        Replying to @chaosprime

        The dealers on the corner kept away the bad crimers.

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      5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Apr 16
        Replying to @jenphalian

        stabcrimer no stabcriming

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      2. Dr. Andrea Medaris‏ @andreamedaris Apr 16
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Agh please do not get murdered

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Apr 16
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        i'll try but no promises

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      2. Jason Halloween Name ̆̈‏ @XaiaX Apr 16
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Was the cause of death "hit by a stone"?

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Apr 16
        Replying to @XaiaX

        no but good guess

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      2. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Apr 16
        Replying to @chaosprime

        true story: couple years ago I was walking back to my apartment in Greenwood Heights and a homicide detective was standing at the top of the stairs to the subway station handing out her card to everyone coming up. home invasion murder. they were looking for leads and had nuffin

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      3. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Apr 16
        Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime

        I...did not renew my lease for that apartment. It was a freak occurrence actually but fuck me if I'm sticking around if I don't have to.

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      1. Mourning Song‏ @TheMorningSongs Apr 16
        Replying to @chaosprime

        D: Fuck the police, obv, but still D:

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      1. 𐐑𐑄𐐰𐑀𐑌𐐪𐑉 𐐡𐐰𐐼𐑀𐐰𐑊𐑁‏ @pthagnar Apr 17
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        there's no excuse for throwing a stone

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