codebase at work is full of 10¢ ascii art like // +------------------+ // | Public Methods | // +------------------+ that shit isn't comments, that shit is code commenting theater you can use to justify yourself when ppl want to know why you don't commenthttps://twitter.com/glaebhoerl/status/980158594338435072 …
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Replying to @chaosprime
that kind of thing indicates one or more of the following code smells: language doesn't have public/private as a language construct OR style convention. class is too fucking big (this is almost always true) some motherfucker has a shitty editor without good code search tools
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Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime
example of the motherfucker's comments /* public class method setFooAdjustForLeapYear sets foo on the object but adjusts the timestamp for leap years */ example my motherfucking comments /* please kill this function at the earliest possible opportunity */
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Replying to @danlistensto
your comment will never be carried out because you neglected to ritually invoke the great god TODO
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Replying to @chaosprime
TODO is a demiurge and usurper. The gnostic gospels teach us that all invocations to this false idol guarantee that it will never be done. I am like Ozymandias. I already did it 35 minutes ago. The comment is just there to be polite to the code reviewer.
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look upon my works, ye mighty, and request changes
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Replying to @chaosprime @danlistensto0 replies 0 retweets 2 likesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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