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okay you fucknuts CORDYCEPS IS NOT A PLURAL BICEPS IS NOT A PLURAL TRICEPS IS NOT A PLURAL QUADRICEPS IS NOT A PLURAL SAPIENS IS NOT A PLURAL IT’S NOT EVEN A FUCKING NOUNpic.twitter.com/sXtK7NOgkj
You should just strike them down with a bolt of lightning.
yes definitely but also i feel like i should be successfully parsing the way in which you're making fun of me but it's not coming to me
Probably apocryphal account (I can't find any evidence for it) of Isaac Asimov seeing 2001 and repeatedly complaining that they're breaking the first law until someone asks why he doesn't just strike them down with a bolt of lightning.
oh i'm glad i know that story now even if it's made up
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