that's not a Segway it's a Foreshadow.
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The Segway Police Patroller. They're depressingly real, and have existed at my local mall for yonks. They're also heavy as FUCK when the mall security aren't watching where they're going and run over your foot. >.<
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Whenever I see a security guard on a Segway, I long for a "Land of the Giants" reboot where the Earth astronauts are in the giant alien mall having to dodge the huge Segway.pic.twitter.com/QFlXlyOO6b
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the gritty dystopian paul blart reboot looks promising
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