This, but unironicallyhttps://twitter.com/cocksailor/status/910719589163483137 …
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VitaCorp will buy out Bob for the price of immortality for Bob and Bob's 5 bestest friends and fam
This is all well and good until the communists riot and demand free life extension for everyone, especially illegals immigrants. ;)
but screw them right? all of us chosen immortals will just sit in our fortresses and watch advertising until the peasant commies outside drop dead of old age
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