if you're a woman lawyer and you get brought on to all the important cases for no clear reason and all the established big-name lawyers fall in love with you do they call you a Mary Sue
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Replying to @chaosprime
"You'll never make Partner without the Power of Friendship, Mary Sue!" cries out her rival, Anne Tai Sue, as she struggles through adversity and shows up wearing suits with patches on them. She's always been picked last for cases or shoved on no-wins. Its so tragic.
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Replying to @Carin_McLeoud @chaosprime
"The court will now adjourn for ten minutes."" *6 episodes later* "Court is resuming in three minutes."
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Replying to @Soeroah @chaosprime
"Good LORD what is happening in your brief?!" "...Aurora borealis?" "At this time of day? At this time of year? In this part of the country? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR MANILA FOLDER." "...yes." "...may I see it...?" "...no."
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Replying to @Carin_McLeoud @chaosprime
"Well, your Honour, I made my affidavit, despite your directions."
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"Ahh, senior counsel! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon adjourment!" "Ehh." ... "Oh, egads! My case is ruined! But... what if I were to take my associate's work and pass it off as my own research? Ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Justice!"
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I work in a courthouse and you have consigned me to hell, Kistulot
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