"You'll never make Partner without the Power of Friendship, Mary Sue!" cries out her rival, Anne Tai Sue, as she struggles through adversity and shows up wearing suits with patches on them. She's always been picked last for cases or shoved on no-wins. Its so tragic.
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"The court will now adjourn for ten minutes."" *6 episodes later* "Court is resuming in three minutes."
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"Good LORD what is happening in your brief?!" "...Aurora borealis?" "At this time of day? At this time of year? In this part of the country? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR MANILA FOLDER." "...yes." "...may I see it...?" "...no."
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"Well, your Honour, I made my affidavit, despite your directions."
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"Ahh, senior counsel! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon adjourment!" "Ehh." ... "Oh, egads! My case is ruined! But... what if I were to take my associate's work and pass it off as my own research? Ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Justice!"
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ao3 is never going to know what hit them
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"Well, you're Honour, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering further evidence!" "I thought you said we were having final submissions." "Oh, no, I said TRIAL submissions! That's what I call further evidence!"
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XDDDD I'm dying
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And if you're an expert often called on to give your opinion, but you can't stop making bad wordplay jokes, does that make you a pundit?
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well, yeah, but what can you do? Haters gonna hate.
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