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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime Feb 22

    if you're a woman lawyer and you get brought on to all the important cases for no clear reason and all the established big-name lawyers fall in love with you do they call you a Mary Sue

    9:20 AM - 22 Feb 2018
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    • Donic scagli Stephen Dan Garfield 🎀 Maya C. 🎀 「D4Cmoth」 "Beto" Aleph M is for Mind Control🎃Kistulot Schwundfꙫrm 😔➡️🤔➡️😔' Bakalov_PTR
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      2. M is for Mind Control 🎃Kistulot‏ @Carin_McLeoud Feb 22
        Replying to @chaosprime

        "You'll never make Partner without the Power of Friendship, Mary Sue!" cries out her rival, Anne Tai Sue, as she struggles through adversity and shows up wearing suits with patches on them. She's always been picked last for cases or shoved on no-wins. Its so tragic.

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      3. Soeroah‏ @Soeroah Feb 22
        Replying to @Carin_McLeoud @chaosprime

        "The court will now adjourn for ten minutes."" *6 episodes later* "Court is resuming in three minutes."

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. M is for Mind Control 🎃Kistulot‏ @Carin_McLeoud Feb 22
        Replying to @Soeroah @chaosprime

        "Good LORD what is happening in your brief?!" "...Aurora borealis?" "At this time of day? At this time of year? In this part of the country? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR MANILA FOLDER." "...yes." "...may I see it...?" "...no."

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      5. Soeroah‏ @Soeroah Feb 22
        Replying to @Carin_McLeoud @chaosprime

        "Well, your Honour, I made my affidavit, despite your directions."

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      6. Soeroah‏ @Soeroah Feb 22
        Replying to @Soeroah @Carin_McLeoud @chaosprime

        "Ahh, senior counsel! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon adjourment!" "Ehh." ... "Oh, egads! My case is ruined! But... what if I were to take my associate's work and pass it off as my own research? Ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Justice!"

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      7. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Feb 22
        Replying to @Soeroah @Carin_McLeoud

        ao3 is never going to know what hit them

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      8. Soeroah‏ @Soeroah Feb 22
        Replying to @chaosprime @Carin_McLeoud

        "Well, you're Honour, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering further evidence!" "I thought you said we were having final submissions." "Oh, no, I said TRIAL submissions! That's what I call further evidence!"

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      9. M is for Mind Control 🎃Kistulot‏ @Carin_McLeoud Feb 22
        Replying to @Soeroah @chaosprime

        XDDDD I'm dying

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      1. The 6th JM‏ @The6thJM Feb 22
        Replying to @chaosprime

        And if you're an expert often called on to give your opinion, but you can't stop making bad wordplay jokes, does that make you a pundit?

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      1. Jason Halloween Name ̆̈‏ @XaiaX Feb 22
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        ಠ_ಠ

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      1. ColumPaget‏ @ColumPaget Feb 23
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        well, yeah, but what can you do? Haters gonna hate.

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