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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime Feb 9

    okay, we’ve tried turning the government off and back on again several times now and it’s still not working, time to give up hope that it’s going to be easy and face the fact that we have to actually debug it

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      2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Feb 9

        “it’s too badly designed, let’s just delete the whole repo and start over from greenfield” preserve me from junior social engineers

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Feb 9

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        the critically acclaimed sequel to Repo Man we never knew we neededhttps://twitter.com/godtributes/status/961986221936439296 …

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        REPOS FOR THE REPO GOD
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      2. Julie Atwood‏ @jmatwood Feb 9
        Replying to @chaosprime

        This analogy is literally straight out of my nightmares. How did you know. I need M&Ms to make a Xanax variety.

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Feb 9
        Replying to @jmatwood

        your nightmares and i like to get a pint down the rub-a-dub of an occasion and compare notes

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Julie Atwood‏ @jmatwood Feb 9
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Holy crap I'm surrounded by traitors and minxes. They didn't even bring me back a pint as a consolation.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Lara Kristin Herndon‏ @Herndy Feb 9
        Replying to @chaosprime

        have we tried putting it in rice

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      1. Jesse Miksic‏ @miksimum Feb 9
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Doesn’t help that this shit was coded in the philosophical equivalent of, like, FORTRAN

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      1. taste the pizza‏ @cryoshon Feb 9
        Replying to @chaosprime @bloodygranuaile

        putting it to sleep for a minute isnt the same as turning it off then on again

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      1. dustin king, philosophical ghost  👽 🗽 👻‏ @cathodion Feb 9
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Maybe if we uninstall some of the corporate-sponsored crapware.

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      1. Spencer Thomas‏ @spencer_th0mas Feb 9
        Replying to @chaosprime

        The daemons are running the system

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      1. The 6th JM‏ @The6thJM Feb 9
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Is it still under warranty? Or have we amended it too much and voided the warranty and have to fix it ourselves, now? Either way, I'm glad we reversed that Prohibition amendment. We're all gonna need a drink.

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      1. ןєɭɭเקђเเรђ‏ @jelliphiish Feb 9
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Is there any spare stock knocking about? Can we send an engineer to swap it out? I know the lead time is a pain, but the lights are all off on the device and we've tried alternate PSU power etc.

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      1. NPCrnch‏ @admrlcrnch Feb 9
        Replying to @chaosprime

        I wonder if Amazon has the new model yet

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      1. Lance Vader‏ @LanceVader Feb 9
        Replying to @chaosprime

        I'm told by the developer that it is working as intended, and that it freezes, locks up, then shuts down as a feature. Not classified as a bug.

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      1. elsewherebound 🐾‏ @chernobylski Feb 9
        Replying to @chaosprime

        The government works as intended - it has just raised the military budget.

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      1. Douglas Frank‏ @dpfrank07 Feb 10
        Replying to @chaosprime

        It doesn't help that one attempt refactored the whole thing in Ruby on Rails.

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