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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime 9 Feb 2018
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    okay, we’ve tried turning the government off and back on again several times now and it’s still not working, time to give up hope that it’s going to be easy and face the fact that we have to actually debug it

    5:52 AM - 9 Feb 2018
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      2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 9 Feb 2018
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        “it’s too badly designed, let’s just delete the whole repo and start over from greenfield” preserve me from junior social engineers

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 9 Feb 2018
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        the critically acclaimed sequel to Repo Man we never knew we neededhttps://twitter.com/godtributes/status/961986221936439296 …

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        REPOS FOR THE REPO GOD
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      2. Julie Atwood‏ @jmatwood 9 Feb 2018
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        This analogy is literally straight out of my nightmares. How did you know. I need M&Ms to make a Xanax variety.

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 9 Feb 2018
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        your nightmares and i like to get a pint down the rub-a-dub of an occasion and compare notes

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      1. Lara Kristin Herndon‏ @Herndy 9 Feb 2018
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        have we tried putting it in rice

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      2. Steven Brust, pjf‏Verified account @StevenBrust 22 Dec 2018
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        We've also tried swapping boards too many times. I think we're just going to have to bite the bullet and get a whole new system. Tell me I'm wrong.

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      3. Steve Halter‏ @stevenhalter 22 Dec 2018
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        Let’s go open source all the way down.

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      1. Jesse Miksic‏ @miksimum 9 Feb 2018
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        Doesn’t help that this shit was coded in the philosophical equivalent of, like, FORTRAN

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      1. taste the pizza‏ @cryoshon 9 Feb 2018
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        putting it to sleep for a minute isnt the same as turning it off then on again

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      1. Spencer Thomas‏ @spencer_th0mas 9 Feb 2018
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        The daemons are running the system

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