I'm in Alexandria, interviewing a potential wedding venue. Rule of thumb: when you walk out of the place and immediately need to call your mom, you want the place.
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Mom: time to start planning my outfit! Me: feel free to be extravagant Mom: oh no, you're the bride Me: I'm making a medieval headdress with horns on it; you literally can't upstage me Mom: *insane laughter* *cracks knuckles extravagantly*
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My long-suffering maid of honor just keeps muttering, "you're ridiculous," but she also drove me up here for this AND she's going to help me make centerpieces, so that's an endorsement of my behavior, right?
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Replying to @chaosprime
Regarding centerpieces, I need a fallout toy that you don't mind getting married by hot glue.
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it’s very on brand for the event that married and marred are the same word to you (given sufficient autocarrot i’m sure)
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