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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 26

      *never* think of preparation for an adverse event that didn't happen as having been wasted effort. *always* think of it as a magical ritual by which you successfully warded off the adverse event, since the universe is bored by throwing things at you that you're prepared for.

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    2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 26

      if you take away only one vaguely occultish lifehack from all of my high quality content, make it this one

      2 replies 1 retweet 24 likes
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    3. 𐐑𐑄𐐰𐑀𐑌𐐪𐑉 𐐡𐐰𐐼𐑀𐐰𐑊𐑁‏ @pthagnar Jan 26
      Replying to @chaosprime

      what the fuck are you, my superstitious grandmother?

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    4. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 26
      Replying to @pthagnar

      is that any way to talk to your grandmother

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    5. 𐐑𐑄𐐰𐑀𐑌𐐪𐑉 𐐡𐐰𐐼𐑀𐐰𐑊𐑁‏ @pthagnar Jan 26
      Replying to @chaosprime

      idk but they're both dead so if u do have a way to talk to them it would be worth seeing ps no vaguely occultish lifehacker timewasters please, this is a shoot spiritualists on sight zone

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    6. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 26
      Replying to @pthagnar

      i'm a committed materialist, but i'm a materialist occultist, so do what you gotta do buddy

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    7. 𐐑𐑄𐐰𐑀𐑌𐐪𐑉 𐐡𐐰𐐼𐑀𐐰𐑊𐑁‏ @pthagnar Jan 26
      Replying to @chaosprime

      i'm being given the word 'dick'... does 'dick' mean anything to any of our mutuals? anybody got a 'dick' in their family, or lost a 'dick' lately?

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    8. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 26
      Replying to @pthagnar

      pic.twitter.com/KpYRhMdaC8

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    9. 𐐑𐑄𐐰𐑀𐑌𐐪𐑉 𐐡𐐰𐐼𐑀𐐰𐑊𐑁‏ @pthagnar Jan 26
      Replying to @chaosprime

      mediums haven't done the 'hotdogs manifesting physically in my parlour' trick for years since it was exposed as just being a trick involving orgone-soaked cheesecloth

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 26
      Replying to @pthagnar

      i have no truck with mediums anyway since they don't even have the sense to pluralize themselves as 'media'

      3:55 PM - 26 Jan 2018
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        1. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur Jan 26
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          Media travel in CRVs anyway

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