*never* think of preparation for an adverse event that didn't happen as having been wasted effort. *always* think of it as a magical ritual by which you successfully warded off the adverse event, since the universe is bored by throwing things at you that you're prepared for.
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if you take away only one vaguely occultish lifehack from all of my high quality content, make it this one
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Replying to @chaosprime
what the fuck are you, my superstitious grandmother?
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idk but they're both dead so if u do have a way to talk to them it would be worth seeing ps no vaguely occultish lifehacker timewasters please, this is a shoot spiritualists on sight zone
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i'm a committed materialist, but i'm a materialist occultist, so do what you gotta do buddy
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i'm being given the word 'dick'... does 'dick' mean anything to any of our mutuals? anybody got a 'dick' in their family, or lost a 'dick' lately?
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mediums haven't done the 'hotdogs manifesting physically in my parlour' trick for years since it was exposed as just being a trick involving orgone-soaked cheesecloth
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i have no truck with mediums anyway since they don't even have the sense to pluralize themselves as 'media'
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