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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 26 Jan 2018
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      *never* think of preparation for an adverse event that didn't happen as having been wasted effort. *always* think of it as a magical ritual by which you successfully warded off the adverse event, since the universe is bored by throwing things at you that you're prepared for.

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    2. Jason ̆̈‏ @XaiaX 26 Jan 2018
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      I’ve lived my whole life making minor adjustments to my behavior to account for the small chance I could lose one hand or the other and I’m super OK with never needing to actually use any of those skills.

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    3. despairagus‏ @palecur 26 Jan 2018
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      Same, but navigating the house and accomplishing small tasks with eyes closed.

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    4. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 26 Jan 2018
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      y'all are definitely making me feel like my ritual defenses have holes in them

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    5. Jason ̆̈‏ @XaiaX 26 Jan 2018
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      Oh I’m sure my praxis is horribly sporadic and unsystematic, it’s more just the idea of being aware that hand-dominance is a systemic weakness. *goes back to practicing using the left foot on the kick pedal*

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime 26 Jan 2018
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      Chaos Retweeted Discordian Quotes

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      Discordian Quotes @discordianquote
      If you play to your weaknesses until they become strengths, before you know it you'll have become some kind of super-competent Heinlein-novel character who can fuck and astrogate at the same time. https://discordianquotes.com/quote/play-weaknesses-strengths-know-youll-kind-super-competent …
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