if you take away only one vaguely occultish lifehack from all of my high quality content, make it this one
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one of my favorite things to do on Twitter is follow people and then require of them that they change their brand to better meet my needs https://twitter.com/pthagnar/status/957036986979835905 …
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yeah, it does require a sense of proportion used to manage it via doublethink
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I’ve lived my whole life making minor adjustments to my behavior to account for the small chance I could lose one hand or the other and I’m super OK with never needing to actually use any of those skills.
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Same, but navigating the house and accomplishing small tasks with eyes closed.
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My approach is to carry an umbrella so it will never rain. This is a somewhat more exhaustive approach.
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Please use this approach cautiously. Drought is a serious ecological problem.
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This is how insurance works in my fantasy world.
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