Putin paid me $1,000 to call Seth a creative writing professor and after the piece was published, Bernie Sanders gave me a $1,000 bonus and a new parka, and George Soros gave me a big smooch on the lips (consensual)
Replying to @evepeyser
thank you for disclosing your compensation, your ethics are a beacon to us
8:47 AM - 17 Jan 2018
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