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    1. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jan 9
      Replying to @chaosprime @simpolism @eigenrobot

      tfw goy occultist is a better Jew than you, with a Jewish mother and everything, are

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    2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 9
      Replying to @danlistensto @simpolism @eigenrobot

      i do enjoy bageling the fuck out of my Jewish friends with this stuff

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    3. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jan 9
      Replying to @chaosprime @simpolism @eigenrobot

      look, buddy, you did this to yourself so you don't have an excuse for why you polluted your mind with the worst kind of monotheism the upside of it is that it's so bad that Jews had to invent atheism to deal with it

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    4. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 9
      Replying to @danlistensto @simpolism @eigenrobot

      ooh monotheism you say but if you study your Torah hard enough you learn that the singular of Elohim is Eloah (between that and the kahuna, what the fuck *is* it with the Hawaiians?), and Adonai is also plural case — singular would be Adoni

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    5. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jan 9
      Replying to @chaosprime @simpolism @eigenrobot

      yes, it was certainly retconned by late rabbinical revisionists to transform it into a monotheistic transcendentalist religion whereas it's true origins were a particularly vicious and exclusionary variety of the common polytheistic sky tyrant cult

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    6. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 9
      Replying to @danlistensto @simpolism @eigenrobot

      that was the shit i loved, picking apart the obvious editing scars in a document that requires as an article of faith the belief that it has never been edited the marks left by the nasty breakup with Asherah are pretty tragic too

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    7. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jan 9
      Replying to @chaosprime @simpolism @eigenrobot

      it's pretty hacky editing too. I think they left it intentionally obvious specifically as a combination loyalty and IQ test. my father studied to be a rabbi in Jerusalem (and dropped out) and discovered while doing so that literally ALL of them knew but were instructed to deny it

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    8. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 9
      Replying to @danlistensto @simpolism @eigenrobot

      oh hey i now recall i had a fun moment with that with my teacher, he said something about the oral Torah (which any fool can look at the text structure and see predated the written Torah), then he got verklemmt as his doctrinal circuit stomped on his scholarly circuit

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    9. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 9
      Replying to @chaosprime @danlistensto and

      mumbled something about how we're not supposed to talk about that

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    10. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 9
      Replying to @chaosprime @danlistensto and

      he definitely loved my punk ass subversive reading, would tell me that asking these questions was the ratzon ha-ra in me in the most approving possible tones

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 9
      Replying to @chaosprime @danlistensto and

      the most fun moments were smacking into things i knew of through the gauzy haze of Christian demonology like i'm reading some sentence, and there's this word "ashtarot". in context it's obviously not a name, but i translate "the… Astaroth?"

      4:23 PM - 9 Jan 2018
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        2. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jan 9
          Replying to @chaosprime @simpolism @eigenrobot

          Did he know why you were studying Hebrew?

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        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 9
          Replying to @danlistensto @simpolism @eigenrobot

          pretty sure i explicitly said to him "to help me be a better street occultist and pwn Christians in arguments" yeah

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        4. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 9
          Replying to @chaosprime @danlistensto and

          the great thing about a legalistic tradition is that it literally doesn't matter why i want to learn, the mitzvah to teach is the mitzvah to teach

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        1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 9
          Replying to @chaosprime @danlistensto and

          he's like, "yeah, that's 'fertilities of'"

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