How long to go from making the sounds of the letters to understanding wtf it says?
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nobody understands wtf it says, but in his case that's secondary to knowing which numbers it encodes
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oh that's not fair, we've got most of it, but i do enjoy the bits of lost knowledge like what a takhash is (so you can just translate it as "badger" or "unicorn" or whatever you like)
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tfw goy occultist is a better Jew than you, with a Jewish mother and everything, are
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i do enjoy bageling the fuck out of my Jewish friends with this stuff
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look, buddy, you did this to yourself so you don't have an excuse for why you polluted your mind with the worst kind of monotheism the upside of it is that it's so bad that Jews had to invent atheism to deal with it
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ooh monotheism you say but if you study your Torah hard enough you learn that the singular of Elohim is Eloah (between that and the kahuna, what the fuck *is* it with the Hawaiians?), and Adonai is also plural case — singular would be Adoni
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yes, it was certainly retconned by late rabbinical revisionists to transform it into a monotheistic transcendentalist religion whereas it's true origins were a particularly vicious and exclusionary variety of the common polytheistic sky tyrant cult
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that was the shit i loved, picking apart the obvious editing scars in a document that requires as an article of faith the belief that it has never been edited the marks left by the nasty breakup with Asherah are pretty tragic too
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it's pretty hacky editing too. I think they left it intentionally obvious specifically as a combination loyalty and IQ test. my father studied to be a rabbi in Jerusalem (and dropped out) and discovered while doing so that literally ALL of them knew but were instructed to deny it
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getting your smartest kids trained in doublethink and Kolmogorov complicity this early has to be one of the key drivers of Jewish success
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and in textual/literary interpretation and criticism...
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