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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 26 Dec 2017

      being able to pull something off by cowboy hacking is the kind of feeling of power you get from being able to walk a tightrope being able to do anything worth calling software engineering is the kind of feeling of power you get from being able to build a bridge

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    2. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto 26 Dec 2017
      Replying to @chaosprime

      this is a good tweet and is a distinction I didn't properly understand until several years into my working career. I was calling myself a software engineer long before I deserved to.

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime 26 Dec 2017
      Replying to @danlistensto

      me too, but i was pressured into it by a boss who hoped that calling me that would encourage me to be one instead of a coder so i don't feel bad

      7:29 PM - 26 Dec 2017
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        2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 26 Dec 2017
          Replying to @chaosprime @danlistensto

          of course he also didn't ever want me to budget any time to write tests so i don't know what the hell he thought a software engineer was, at the end of the day

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        3.  👻 actually reading the news  😱 ‏‏ @djmicrobeads 27 Dec 2017
          Replying to @chaosprime @danlistensto

          gotta love a good cargo cult i refuse to call myself one in interviews until i've made something that could kill people if it breaks

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        4. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto 27 Dec 2017
          Replying to @djmicrobeads @chaosprime

          most software isn't a life-or-death thing though. the bridge engineering analogy shouldn't be taken too literally.

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        5.  👻 actually reading the news  😱 ‏‏ @djmicrobeads 27 Dec 2017
          Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime

          yeah uhhh the fact that i make hyperbolic statements like that is a pretty obvious sign of my immaturity 😅

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        6. Jubilee‏ @2centjubilee 28 Dec 2017
          Replying to @djmicrobeads @danlistensto @chaosprime

          Don't worry, the fact that the system we live in is massively interdependent all but guarantees you will write something that kills people if it breaks eventually.

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        7. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 28 Dec 2017
          Replying to @2centjubilee @djmicrobeads @danlistensto

          probably the sensible response is write guidance software for smart bombs so that your software kills people even when it's working perfectly

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        8. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto 28 Dec 2017
          Replying to @chaosprime @2centjubilee @djmicrobeads

          I knew a guy who was involved in the JDAM program actually. As you might have expected, he utterly despised all human life, especially his own.

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        9.  👻 actually reading the news  😱 ‏‏ @djmicrobeads 28 Dec 2017
          Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime @2centjubilee

          the things people do for money lol

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