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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime 26 Dec 2017

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    "telling your kids Santa is real is good because it's a wholesome story that brings a sense of wonder to the holiday season" "telling your kids S is real is bad because lying to your kids is bad & sows the seeds of distrust" "telling your kids S is real is good because they need to learn authority lies to them & the whole of society is complicit in it" "SANTA IS REAL AND USES YOU AS HIS DELIVERY SYSTEM FOR PRESENTS"
    9:42 AM - 26 Dec 2017
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    • [Not giving a damn] Comissar Leo Wolverinovich- InfraredArmy ಠ_ಠ Adam Strandberg Bryan Jackson Aizo SpookyCyberPop RobotPliers
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      2. M is for Mind Control 🎃Kistulot‏ @Carin_McLeoud 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Does agreeing with the second one which is near the middle make me a centrist memer BECAUSE I AM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THAT

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Carin_McLeoud

        yup, i'm afraid you're going to have to upgrade

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      4. M is for Mind Control 🎃Kistulot‏ @Carin_McLeoud 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        What if I kill Santa, and eat his brain, eyes, and heart

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      5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Carin_McLeoud

        that's always tricky to do with egregores, but if you can manage it then i suppose you're Santa now

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      2. ♰ angie, angie angie angie, ANGIE. angieeeee ♰‏ @gnostiquette 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        I came to that exact conclusion when I was a kid

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @gnostiquette

        gnostitot

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      2. Jane MurderWeiss‏ @radix42 Jul 25
        Replying to @chaosprime

        When my kids figured it out I offered the next to last one as my explanation, and then quoted The (11th?) Doctor: “rule #1, The Doctor lies” as a fictional example

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jul 25
        Replying to @radix42

        "if i always told the truth, i wouldn't need you to trust me"

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      4. Jane MurderWeiss‏ @radix42 Jul 25
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Bingo!

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      5. Ian Welsh‏ @iwelsh Jul 25
        Replying to @radix42 @chaosprime

        #4 is more or less true, if you consider culture/ideas to hijack human consciousness. Which, well, I more or less do.

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      1. Malcolm 🌊Ocean‏ @Malcolm_Ocean Jan 17
        Replying to @chaosprime

        santa is one of the most powerful egregores today

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      1.  🈂️ 🍵 💀‏ @suchaone 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        the santa egregore

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      1. elsewherebound 🐾‏ @chernobylski 26 Dec 2017
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        Santa is an eldritch egregore of reciprocity

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      1. Terrycloth‏ @terrycloth11 Jul 25
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Santa made me an agnostic. I mean, here's this obvious nonsense presented as truth, and it turns out to just be a story that people play along with because of tradition. Well... there's a lot more obvious nonsense to put in that category, isn't there?

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      1. Bakalov_PTR‏ @bakalov_ptr 26 Dec 2017
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        so basically you're like a drone and Santa is a queen bee.

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      1. Appropriate Tributes‏ @godtributes 26 Dec 2017
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        ORGANISMS FOR THE ORGANISM GOD! BRAIN FOR THE BRAIN PIE

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