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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 23 Dec 2017

      i love neighborhood grocery stores that only restock items when the distributor has them promotionally priced, so they have twelve kinds of specialty Klondike bar nobody wants and we're not allowed to have normal Klondike bars until we buy the punishment Klondike bars

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    2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 23 Dec 2017

      this seems to be a problem with small retail business in general, where the response to an item selling through seems to be something like, "okay, awesome, that's a wrap, good job everybody!"

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime 23 Dec 2017

      if you sold 200 units in a week, why is your reaction to the prospect of being out of stock for two weeks not, like... panic

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        1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 23 Dec 2017

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          2011 called, it wants its tired-ass performative wokeness using classist, racist terminology backhttps://twitter.com/the_silverfox1/status/944740976320548865 …

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        2. Steven Brust‏Verified account @StevenBrust 23 Dec 2017
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          This is a microcosm of capitalism, which continues to do a good job of production and totally fails at distribution.

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        3. #infosec exercise comedy Investing parenting‏ @MrTurkey 23 Dec 2017
          Replying to @StevenBrust @chaosprime

          I'm not sure, as someone wrote I'm just here to sell onions

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        4. #infosec exercise comedy Investing parenting‏ @MrTurkey 23 Dec 2017
          Replying to @MrTurkey @StevenBrust @chaosprime

          And gosh darn it, I finally got to use that line in the right context :-) I think I've had all the Christmas present I can possibly imagine you guys can imagine how good it is to quote a line back to its Author, it's such a sweet sweet piece of writing

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        5. #infosec exercise comedy Investing parenting‏ @MrTurkey 23 Dec 2017
          Replying to @MrTurkey @StevenBrust @chaosprime

          People don't understand until they read it how tight the writing is, consistently good for such a long time amazing tone quality consistency over such a long period of time to build a character and stay in character , phenomenal.

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        6. Steven Brust‏Verified account @StevenBrust 23 Dec 2017
          Replying to @MrTurkey @chaosprime

          *blersh*

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        7. #infosec exercise comedy Investing parenting‏ @MrTurkey 23 Dec 2017
          Replying to @StevenBrust @chaosprime

          And this is why I love Twitter, you get to tell someone who is written well for decades that they are a rockstar, because being a creative is scary, being a an amazing creative without Game of Thrones recognition, even when your stuff is better... :)

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        1. Sharp Reminder‏ @rhdaly 24 Dec 2017
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          Your neighborhood grocery store isn't selling 200 a week of anything unless it's batteries before a hurricane. A case is 12.

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