I'd still call him Hanners.
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that's fine, he doesn't exist so you can't be rude to him there's a question of habit formation but that's in no way determinative
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Wasnt there a dude who saced something and people pretend Rome fell because of one dude and not their government self destructing over a long period of time?
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hunh i'm failing to recall the story but it sounds like the kind of thing somebody'd do
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YES. 97% of strangers, upon hearing, "Hi, I'm Matthew" will respond, "Nice to meet you, Matt." What's wrong with your hearing?! What the hell? Worse, most of these people don't catch on that everyone including his wife is calling him "Matthew" and have to be overtly corrected.
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(What's funny is that my name is also two syllables but no one at all ever ever ever calls me "Jules" like they call him Matt. Why? What's going on?!)
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presumably the same people who consider it an unreasonable imposition for them to have to remember a pronoun really begrudge that extra syllable
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Bahaha in their hell everyone's names will be, like, Penelope and Christopher.
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"Hello, I'm Alexander and this is my husband Montgomery and his sister Josephine. Oh, I'll introduce you to my mother Genevieve and her new husband Maximilian. Oh, here's Maximilian's daughter Alexandra. We're siblings by marriage, funny isn't it? Alexander and Alexandra! Haha!"
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Mostly. Sometimes it's ok tho....
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when?
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During successful flirting, mostly. Or if it's unconditional love. I think dogs all call me Lizzy, for sure.
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