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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime 13 Dec 2017

    Chaos Retweeted Kyle Smith

    i wondered what this guy could have written to possibly merit people being as mad at him as they were then i got to his thesis that the problem in Cat Person is that Margot's body count is too high i legitimately loathe and despise Kyle Smith nowhttps://twitter.com/rkylesmith/status/941056991946035200 …

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    Kyle SmithVerified account @rkylesmith
    Hey my new column just went up. It's a response to that heartbreaking New Yorker story "Cat Person" http://bit.ly/2nZ4498  @NRO
    8:55 PM - 13 Dec 2017
    • 1 Retweet
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    • Steve Halter Soul Eater Micah whatever Cat That Eats Ded U After U Died Becky skry MC Paul E 🖤✖️ Kim Possible's Aunt Liz Awesome (she)
    7 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
      1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 13 Dec 2017

        like right now if i could make it so that the only thing he can have sex with for the rest of his life is a watermelon — the *same* watermelon — i would do it in a heartbeat

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      2. Mechaninja‏ @mechakisc 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        ... what if I sort of generally agree with the points he made except I came away hating him anyway?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mechakisc

        at least your sense of the loathsome is working at some level i have high hopes that you may come to see how loathsome his arguments are as well

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Mechaninja‏ @mechakisc 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        He's clearly a condescending expurgation of dubious parentage, and sharing even adjacency with his views makes me uncomfortable just because of who he clearly is. But, I would absolutely teach daughters to avoid going home with a guy unless they know him better than that story?

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      5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mechakisc

        parenting fucks up your brain, though. the perspective of a father is warped by aeon-deep currents; the perspective of a peer isn't so overdetermined

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime @mechakisc

        i'm sure that's part of why dude's gross little performance is so obnoxious: its presumption to being entitled to parent the character, and by extension the character's author, and by extension the reader

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      7. Mechaninja‏ @mechakisc 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Thanks for taking the time to answer. That makes a lot of sense of thoughts and feelings I have a hard time articulating.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        His idea that 7 partners is maybe a solid lifetime total for Gen X is outlandishly risible.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @palecur

        i don't know what Gen X he's talking about but in my Gen X we polish that off before breakfast on a good day

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      4. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        and of course the filthy, well-hated Baby Boomers had the free-love 60s, where 7 might barely qualify for a decent first date.

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      2. Utility Monster Girl‏ @Tipsycaek 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        what? its an in character elaboration on the story's conclusion. its flawless tbh

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Tipsycaek

        baahahaha hearing this, the apprentice was enlightened

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      2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @crockerthoughts

        *nodnod* i hate him so much

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      3. Kim Possible's Aunt Liz Awesome (she)‏ @crockerthoughts 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        pic.twitter.com/Ce4U7XVzl0

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      2. Steven Brust‏Verified account @StevenBrust 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Ewww. That's just, ewwww. It also speaks to a lot of What Is Wrong Today that one of these days we'll talk about in person. But, meanwhile, Ewww.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Steven Brust‏Verified account @StevenBrust 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @StevenBrust @chaosprime

        Brief statement of thesis: Contemporary puritanism tries to hide God under a vacuous layer of pseudo-political pop-psych, thus adding a thick coating of hypocrisy that the Victorians would envy.

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      2. john the horrorist‏ @theheathenjohn 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        john the horrorist Retweeted john the horrorist

        https://twitter.com/theheathenjohn/status/941100757960376320 …

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        john the horrorist @theheathenjohn
        Replying to @willmenaker
        kyle smith answers the bold question "what if james woods fucked a bird and the baby had progeria"
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      3. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @theheathenjohn @chaosprime

        I didn't even finish his jejune article but this seems pretty apt yeah

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