my fellow Americans, i have become your president under false pretenses. i thought DSA stood for something else. i just wanted to win an erection
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
hold the fuck on if DSA is an obscure porn acronym and i wasn't notified heads are going to roll
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Replying to @chaosprime
i just assumed the factory where i work had formed a union called the dick suckers alliance
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
wow, who knew that anything could make the DSA Libertarian Socialist Caucus funnier
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Replying to @chaosprime
only one thing: turns out there WAS a meeting of the dick suckers' alliance in the next meeting room over
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
some membership rolls grew three sizes that day
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