Then they don't understand why we're less and less enthusiastic or looking forward to sex with them every time this happens. I guarantee you for every time you give me a hard time about not wanting sex, you knock off a percentage of my future desire.https://twitter.com/KillerMartinis/status/939991240724140032 …
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I'll figure it out someday, just as the last of my social circle dies (of course I'm going to outlive everyone, because I'm the one who wants off this ride the most). Then I'll forget to write it down.
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like a boss
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