Second time today I've choked while drinking water, for fuck's sake I've been drinking water for 39 years, how does this keep happening, how am I still fucking this up
Replying to @chaosaccuser
same plus side: excuse to make lots of Airplane references
12:11 AM - 9 Dec 2017
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