not as much text as this one though (aka me irl)pic.twitter.com/3MtEQLt2dx
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not as much text as this one though (aka me irl)pic.twitter.com/3MtEQLt2dx
i feel like i’m letting down all the nice BPD girls who are literally begging to be sexually destroyed, to have things done to them that induce ego death, because i’m a coward about all the felony liability
look i can take a joek as well as the next motherfucker but 20 with an 85 ain’t one
20 years with an 85% mandatory minimum
no way of telling whether the new ego will feel like pressing charges or not :(
i guess that’s sufficiently cold, yeah. but tbh the juice is only worth the squeeze for me if a beautiful butterfly gets to enter the world unencumbered by worthless personality detritus
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