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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime 3 Dec 2017

    if your response to seeing a spider is killing it rather than regarding it as a friend who keeps your house from being overrun with bugs and, at worst, relocating it, you have no commitment to fruitful engagement with the Other at all sorry, i don't make the rules

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      2. flglmn‏ @flglmn 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        I impose a hard no-killing-spiders rule in my home but I get a lot of pushback on centipedes

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @flglmn

        centipedes are properly spider prey but don't understand their place, they deserve no consideration

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      4. A Great Big, Splendid Wren‏ @mister_apol 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime @flglmn

        house centipedes are roaming killing machines that will eat magnitudes more pests per year than any spider. they’re good, and sweet and they’re my friends.

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      5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mister_apol @flglmn

        i GUESS maybe there's room for more than one apex predator arthropod in my affections

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      2. Aura was @ Can Con 2018‏ @aurabeth 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Okay but also if dude just up and dangles a foot from my head all bets are off. There will be uncontrollable flails. There just will.

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @aurabeth

        that's perfectly fair

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      2. Martin A. Brooks‏ @mart_brooks 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime @lproven

        https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2d/ef/c9/2defc9f10192c8cbd1e0e752c09984bc--jumping-spider-spider-humor.jpg …

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mart_brooks @lproven

        pic.twitter.com/Y3ek134i2J

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      2. daniel sultanum‏ @greyfaces 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Cant cope with the fear

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @greyfaces

        have you tried the Litany Against Fear it's not actually the worst technology ever

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      2. Julie Atwood‏ @jmatwood 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        says someone who does not have an active hit out on them by the spider mafia

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @jmatwood

        i mean, i feel ya, Julie, but when you get the offer you can't refuse, you don't refuse it, yannomsayin'?

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      4. Julie Atwood‏ @jmatwood 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        dese guise needs to find anodder line'a work

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      2. Meter Angel‏ @Levankua 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime @ValTheSpiderQ

        I try my best but I'm arachnophobic and I basically can't do anything if one is in the same room especially shower or sleep.

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Levankua @ValTheSpiderQ

        if you make an effort to move them rather than murder them then you are a good kid in my book

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      4. Meter Angel‏ @Levankua 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime @ValTheSpiderQ

        I'll try my best

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      1. Brian Donnelly‏ @bdonnelly 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        It’s not so much “seeing” a spider as much as judging its intentions towards me in terms of proximity and direction. If the spider is smart enough to display a territorial understanding then I can appreciate his contributions to the household.

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      1. richard tanzer‏ @richt63 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        I try very hard in avoiding killing a spider. Most of the time I leave them alone. Or relocate them. If they die. I mourn for them and any other creature which includes crickets. Committing them to mother Gaia.

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      1. VeyKaytPlanetEarth‏ @Veydagray0708 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime @arnemancy

        I can't save them all from my heavy footed mum, although I try. Made me so sad & angry the other day, when she ran across the room like a dam maniacal fool to kill one... hard not to yell at her.. although not everyone abides by kill no living thing rule like we do I suppose

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