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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 2 Dec 2017
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      the case statedpic.twitter.com/8GKnKHlBiB

      woman waitress with upside-down face saying to woman customer in cafe where it is raining indoors, "Would you like something?  Tea?  Cakes?  We have everything except *hope*.  There is *no* hope.  We are shadows stumbling through the endless freezing dark of existence."
      close-up on waitress with upside-down face saying "Empire biscuits?  All is futile.  We try to impose *meaning* on the chaos of being, but there *is* no meaning.  Fairy cakes?  We cultivate a pointless optimism as our bodies decay and disintegrate towards the grave."
      customer is slumped face-down on the table, waitress is saying "We hope for the future, but in the end we come to dust.  In the end, even the stars are extinguished and entropy reduces everything to a valueless nullity.  We cannot win.  We cannot break even.  We cannot even stay out of the game."
      waitress is holding order pad saying "There is no hope.  There is no escape.  We are alone with this endless horror."
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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime 2 Dec 2017
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      the proper response to the casepic.twitter.com/5efJKad6bU

      customer looking up, saying "That's okay.  I *like* it here."
      8:12 AM - 2 Dec 2017
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      • ❤️𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖉❤️𝖂𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖊❤️ 🍃guud b 🌸 オーガニック🍂 Phillip Gregory heavypress 🌹 Levi (3–6-1) wavy chummer explorer Kristian Rider 𖤐
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        2. Diogenes in a Dumpster‏ @wamyc 9 Dec 2017
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          Is that Captain Racism there? Seems unlike him to be so peppy

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        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 9 Dec 2017
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          i'm not sure which one is Captain Racism, there are so many options

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        1. Dan listens to the churning atmosphere‏ @danlistensto 2 Dec 2017
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          every case is a restatement of the same case: why is there anything at all? every response is a restatement of the same response: whatever dude, let's go bowling

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        1. not normal‏ @whatAmIAlready Jun 12
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          Word.

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        1. zot‏ @S4XIsaur Apr 26
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          zot Retweeted Chaos

          At least you're consistent.https://twitter.com/chaosprime/status/1121884786086301700?s=21 …

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          Chaos @chaosprime
          dim brain: responds to punishment by avoiding the behavior that led to the punishment bright brain: responds to punishment by learning to endure the punishment so it can keep doing what it wants galaxy brain: responds to punishment by learning to enjoy the punishment
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        2. GSV So Much For Sobriety‏ @anti_nihilist May 25
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          A minor quibble, if I may? Wouldn't each piece be more retweetable if you moved the fourth picture to the second tweet? That way despairing nihilists can retweet the first tweet, and happy nihilists (or dare I say, anti-nihilists...) can retweet the second.pic.twitter.com/xbI1IikinS

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        3. GSV So Much For Sobriety‏ @anti_nihilist May 25
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          Bah, I see, it totally mangles the focus of the second image. Never mind. It would only work if you managed to combine the images into one while making the proportions match, and I don't even know if that's possible without adding whitespace (which would look like crap).

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        1. Demented Toenails #FBPE  🇪🇺  🏳️‍⚧️‏ @DToenails Sep 14
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          Chaos is a ladder

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