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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime 29 Nov 2017
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    Q: how many Issola does it take to sharpen a sword? A: it seems to me as if it would only take one, but I am interested in your opinion @StevenBrust @jenphalian

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      2. Mark Englehart‏ @markenglehart 29 Nov 2017
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        Replying to @chaosprime @StevenBrust @jenphalian

        Q: How many Vallista does it take to sharpen a sword? A: That would be a waste. Here, I've been working on a sword that should sharpen itself. @StevenBrust @jenphalian

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 29 Nov 2017
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        Q: how many Yendi does it take to sharpen a sword? A: three: one to sharpen the sword and one to confuse the issue

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      2. Pun-jwabi Munda‏ @the_tdh_guy 30 Nov 2017
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        I would have replied with an equally eloquent yet brief witty reply to that tweet but as we all know brevity is the soul of wit, and as all men know, at least the one's who are alive, and by alive I mean those men which do not fall into the group of them who are living in the 1/2

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      3. Pun-jwabi Munda‏ @the_tdh_guy 30 Nov 2017
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        Lands of the dead or walking in the paths of dead or working in purple robes or indeed even the gods, the definition also doesn't include the creatures named Jenoins, for whom the less said the better and I always prefer saying less, that I'm the embodiment of the said soul 2/3

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      2. digidad  🧔🏻  ☕  🏛️ - buckle up and pucker tight‏ @jcl68nyr 30 Nov 2017
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        Paarfi: Pretend, sir, that there was a sword; and this sword, being of admirable length and far more admirable quality, despite such quality required with an utmost and keen eye to its upkeep the sort of attention that would be defined as, to some, 'sharpening'... 1/2

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      3. digidad  🧔🏻  ☕  🏛️ - buckle up and pucker tight‏ @jcl68nyr 30 Nov 2017
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        Wherein said sharpening, which is the act of causing the blade to become a more deft instrument, if this attention in ablutions were perhaps performed by a nobleman of the heritage of the Lyorn, how many of him sir would there be needed to perform the actions?

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      1. Caerdwyn‏ @Caerdwyn 29 Nov 2017
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        Q: How many Jhereg does it take to sharpen a sword? Q: Five. One to sharpen it at a ten-degree bevel with a dry stone, another to bribe officials to avoid the new sharpening tax, and the last three in a chain to hire someone to shine rival vendors of swords and sharpening stones.

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      1. Library Ogre‏ @LibraryOgre 29 Nov 2017
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        Dammit, you better have 16 more of these lined up or, By the Orb, I will send you to Deathsgate.

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      1. digidad  🧔🏻  ☕  🏛️ - buckle up and pucker tight‏ @jcl68nyr 30 Nov 2017
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        Q: How many Dragons does it take to sharpen a sword? A: None of them. A Dragon's sword is continually sharpened on fools who ask such questions.

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      1. Paul A Dawson‏ @PaulADa11186733 30 Nov 2017
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        😂

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