Why's he carrying her crown anyway? I'll wear mine, thanks. I don't need anyone to carry it, ffs. You don't need bigger hands, dude, you need to quit thinking that my womanhood has anything to do with your manhood. Including all euphemistic interpretations.
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It goes to shit as soon as he mentions the banal trappings of royalty. Crowns and jewels are shite indicators of worth. LoTR is fun until it turns out Royal Blood fixes everything because JRR is a king fetishist.
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it's pretty grim
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The latter. This feels like a “why can’t you just be a fucking damsel in distress, I’d know what to do then” sort of display of affection.
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Does this remind anyone else of a John Lennon lyric, or more than one?
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