if somebody asked you to guess who the new york times had just characterized as the "cool kid's philosopher" how many names do you think you would guess before landing somehow on ben shapiro
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you're not allowed to leave the room until you get the right answer, but you are allowed to use the internet to troll for lists of names to suggest. this is an ironic sisyphean hell punishment scenario
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your greater problem is new people being born faster than you can get through the existing names, and all of them immediately more plausible answers than what turns out to be the right one
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i don’t have to be actually identifying the correct person as long as i say the words “ben shapiro” though right shouldn’t be more than 500,000 +/- 200,000 names then
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nothing in the Hell Manual says you can't use a brute force random name generator approach, you are free to leave Hell and return to the real world, which it turns out is also Hell
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