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heartened by everybody's eagerness to participate in cryptographic wizard crimes
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RIP reading comprehension, cause of death: the cooties theory of political epistemologypic.twitter.com/KsVkycAk3T
what kind of fucking mind sees those quotations and thinks "the presence of these means that FreeBSD is promoting Adolf Hitler's ideas!"
I mean, 'our fun quotations tool should not output quotations from genocidal war criminals" is.. not an unreasonable assumption
"fun" isn't really an exclusive focus of the fortune db at all, though; quite the opposite, its pretensions to thought provocation are embarrassingly clear
OTOH: $ fortune -o Is this an out-take from the "BRADY BUNCH"? $ fortune -o Ralph: Lisa, you have no tits and a awful tight pussy. Lisa: Ralph... get off my back!!
sure, but also shit like: A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them. -- H. L. Mencken
and A political man can have as his aim the realization of freedom, but he has no means to realize it other than through violence. -- Jean-Paul Sartre
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