here's something to keep you up staring at your ceiling tonight: the number of times that has generated a sale is not zero
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It is clear that you enjoy BLENDING would you enjoy FURTHER BLENDING PRODUCTS?
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How about a TRAVEL blender, for the blending enthusiast on the go?
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I've just had this conversation in the office with someone claiming "The robots are taking over!" Not judging by sales techniques of The Google, they're not. Coda: By 2070 Earth is a blasted hellscape of blenders, haunted by the machine cries of "Would you like another blender?"
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“Here’s an even BETTER blender! And it’s cheaper! Plus it’s on sale!”
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Save 2% by subscribing to blenders.
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For an extra $8/mth we'll prime the algorithm to start subliminally converting you into an alcoholic once it determines your life quality has peaked
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The real question is can they blend each other simultaneously?
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