me: i only have sex to get pregnant mike pence: very good me: because i love getting abortions
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
we knew that philip k. dick stories were always better as movies but who knew they were also better as tweets
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Replying to @chaosprime
wait which story is this? i need to brush up on my dick
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
"The Pre-Persons", erbody got super mad at him for it
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Replying to @chaosprime
oh my god is that the one with the van taking the kids away? because what the fuck pkd
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
don't remember, all that's stuck with me was the thing where bored Orange County housewives would get recreational abortions
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Replying to @chaosprime @jon_snow_420
i think so, though, like there was an abortion van you could have come get your kid until they were 12 or something?
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Replying to @chaosprime
yeah that was it. and the abortion thing was about it being fashionable for women
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yeah. our philip seems to have encountered a couple less than entirely unsociopathic women in his life
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