me: i only have sex to get pregnant mike pence: very good me: because i love getting abortions
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wait which story is this? i need to brush up on my dick
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"The Pre-Persons", erbody got super mad at him for it
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oh my god is that the one with the van taking the kids away? because what the fuck pkd
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don't remember, all that's stuck with me was the thing where bored Orange County housewives would get recreational abortions
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oh god that's right. wtf times a hundred million
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hahahahahaha get it
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BECAUSE PENIS
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dick also means penis hahahahah oh wait that reminds me of a story i'm going to tweet on my main tl
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