are you a hopeless normie? try this humor methodology: 1) have an initial reaction to something, as uninteresting as you like 2) don't say it! 3) simulate a conversation in your head using that reaction as a starter 4) say something from several steps down that conversation
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>"except this one has cilantro on it" "right, who would put cilantro on Weight Gain 3000" >>>STOP<<< >actual thing said: WEIGHT GAIN 3000, NOW WITH CILANTRO
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