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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 20 Oct 2017

      are you a hopeless normie? try this humor methodology: 1) have an initial reaction to something, as uninteresting as you like 2) don't say it! 3) simulate a conversation in your head using that reaction as a starter 4) say something from several steps down that conversation

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    2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 20 Oct 2017

      for fun, you can tune how many steps you simulate before you stop and use the result. the more steps, the more people you lose, but the cleverer you make the people you don't lose feel!

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    3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 20 Oct 2017

      once you start enjoying the benefits of this method, you will realize that you need to engage in an enormous number of conversations as research for your conversation simulator, which will enhance your social life by giving you an inherently productive reason to chat with people

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    4. Brian Bucklew ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ‏ @unormal 20 Oct 2017
      Replying to @chaosprime

      what if i like being a hopeless normie

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
    5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 20 Oct 2017
      Replying to @unormal

      this will help you be socially dominant among fellow hopeless normies, which all hopeless normies love!

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    6. Brian Bucklew ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ‏ @unormal 20 Oct 2017
      Replying to @chaosprime

      oh i guess im in then

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    7. Brian Bucklew ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ‏ @unormal 20 Oct 2017
      Replying to @unormal @chaosprime

      ok i tried it but all my simulated conversations end up about tacos

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    8. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 20 Oct 2017
      Replying to @unormal

      i am loath to suggest such a thing, but you may need to engage in some non-simulated conversations that are not about tacos

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    9. Brian Bucklew ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ‏ @unormal 20 Oct 2017
      Replying to @chaosprime

      this sounds made up

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime 20 Oct 2017
      Replying to @unormal

      it's true, the need for non-taco conversation topics is a social construct

      9:36 PM - 20 Oct 2017
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        2. Brian Bucklew ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ‏ @unormal 20 Oct 2017
          Replying to @chaosprime

          pic.twitter.com/gh1Vh90taD

          1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 20 Oct 2017
          Replying to @unormal

          so, stress/happiness metric that is enormously improved by eating a taco suprema when

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        4. Brian Bucklew ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ‏ @unormal 20 Oct 2017
          Replying to @chaosprime

          it should be a win condition @ptychomancer

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 20 Oct 2017
          Replying to @unormal @ptychomancer

          endgame: basically this, but you hook Ptoh up with some tacos supremapic.twitter.com/8TZMchtE70

          1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
        6. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 20 Oct 2017
          Replying to @chaosprime @unormal @ptychomancer

          dim brain: a hot dog is a sandwich universe brain: Hostess Fruit Pies are tacos

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        7. Brian Bucklew ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ‏ @unormal 20 Oct 2017
          Replying to @chaosprime @ptychomancer

          I can't beat this tweet it is suprema

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